James Brown AKA: Pigpen

In one of the more awkward moments of my life, I briefly deserved to be renamed PigPen yesterday - the classic character with zero regard for hygiene, social image, or public presentation.

Seems that after visiting the loo, I walked around for about 20 minutes with a piece of toilet paper attached to the heel of my shoe.  I also had my fly undone. Disgraceful.