Kevin Costner watches me every morning

So does Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Arnold Swartzchneger, and through their peripheral vision, Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Beals.  By the miracle of artistic impression, a lovely painting depicting these people points out towards the bathroom throne that I sit on every morning. Its a tribute to the 80s and a fairly good one at that.  But back to Costner.  He’s in the forefront of the picture with his piercing eyes staring into my soul as I go about my business. Cruise is in there two, but his eyes are somewhat darkened so he looks slightly possessed.  Gibson looks drunk, and Arnold is wearing his typical shades (so who knows what he’s looking at).  But Costner.  COSTNER man!  The artist clearly had an affection for him as his eyes are airbrushed with such detail that it feels like he knows everything about you with just one glance.  I don’t think he’s judging me, but merely congratulating me, with his all-knowing stare.  Sometimes, if its really early, I think i even see him nodding.  Thanks Costner.  I’m going home to watch “Field of Dreams” right now.