My place smells like bacon mixed with ketchup roughly about 4 out of 7 days a week. Somehow my roommate consumes this daily meal on a regular basis, and continues to breath. How much longer can this go on for? How much bacon can a man eat?
(Bruce Lee’s precision - Asian heritage) + (Bruce Willis’ never-say-die attitude) - (Bruce Wayne’s alter ego) + 10 min on 250degrees in a convection oven = Alan Smithee
Jamaican Beef Patties, a warm summer evening, and Joel Plaskett = GTs
I love photoshop
Nothing goes does like a icey-cool glass of hot ham water. mmm.mmm
It’s 11:44 and I am working my 10th consecutive 14+ hour day. There is nothing I would like more than being at the place below with eleanor rigby, a lake, a drum, and a rainbow chip cookie.Vigeant,
This is sweet, and although the circumstances of this post aren’t exactly prime (meaning the exhorbitant amount of work you’ve been doing lately), I can think of no better way to spend an afternoon in the sun myself. Let’s start a new lifestyle column called “Find your four”. Basically the 4 things that at any given moment would completely turn a 14hour day into a sublime experience. Mine are:
1) A cold glass of waterloo dark ale
2) A frisbee
3) A Muskoka chair
4) Some cut-off jean shorts
Excellent point JB, fours are good! My four would be;
1) A (quiet/secluded) lake,
2) A dock/cliff/rock that we can hurl ourselves off of and/or chill on,
3) Some bros/friends,
4) Also… some cut off jean shorts. We are, after all, brothers.
ps. JB, who were you planning on playing frisbee with? is this a magic frisbee? or is it a boomerang? please inform.
Hmmm. Actually i’d substitute the muskoka chair for an arctic sleddog who would fetch the frisbee for me. We’d be a team. He’d also be great keeping the general peace and tranquillity of the place by starring down any invaders with his cool blue eyes. oh yeah.
It’s 11:44 and I am working my 10th consecutive 14+ hour day. There is nothing I would like more than being at the place below with eleanor rigby, a lake, a drum, and a rainbow chip cookie.
Vigeant,
This is sweet, and although the circumstances of this post aren’t exactly prime (meaning the exhorbitant amount of work you’ve been doing lately), I can think of no better way to spend an afternoon in the sun myself. Let’s start a new lifestyle column called “Find your four”. Basically the 4 things that at any given moment would completely turn a 14hour day into a sublime experience. Mine are:
1) A cold glass of waterloo dark ale
2) A frisbee
3) A Muskoka chair
4) Some cut-off jean shorts
I suddenly remembered today that Taco Bell is offering an almost unheard of deal. - 5 tacos for $3.99
If you’ve never gourged on Taco Bell in this extreme, let me tell you that it is a FINE LINE my friends between pleasure and pain. A fine line indeed. Paul Brown will tell you that this type of activity is NOT advisable before doing the following:
1) Running uphill
2) Running at all
3) Doing anything else except wheezing heavily on your couch questioning your common sense
Please Enjoy the bell responsibly
damn newfunlanders! Stay outta my clam shack!
